Survivalist jokes.

'We're not surrounded,Sir-we're in a target-rich environment.'


'You might be a survivalist if:

- You have emergency rations stored for your pets, and you view your pets as potential emergency rations.
 
- You've ever served MREs at a dinner party.

- You've made a range card for your neighborhood.

-You have 30,000 rounds of ammo stashed away, and you consider this to be inadequate.

- You know where the best defensive positions and lines of fire are on your property.

- You've mapped out the best places to block the roads leading to your area.

- You start evaluating people according to 'skill sets'.